Cookin’ It Old School
For years, cutting boards have either been featureless blank expanses, or, worse, covered with cutesy “kitcheny” images like flour, roosters, or assorted vegetables. No more! For geeks love food — if you don’t believe this, try finding a size “M” t-shirt at San Diego ComicCon — and we love to cook, and so, we now have the ultimate geek cutting board, handmade from actual dead trees, as books used to be! This Space Invaders cutting board is sure to make you the Alpha Geek, at least for a while. Twenty years from now, of course, someone will have a Master Chief cutting board made from bio-engineered hyper-nano-wood and capable of deflecting bullets, and you’ll be saying, “Hah! Back in my day, cutting boards just had Space Invaders on them, and we liked it just fine!” Trust me on this.
