Dead Lobster Walking….Crawling…Something…
Even though I am a fan of “Food Snuff Films”, otherwise known as “Iron Chef”, I find I am quite incapable of actually killing my own food. I grew up in the suburbs, far from farms or even butchers; to me, meat is something that grows inside styrofoam and plastic wrap. (Dear PETA people: I have seen your movies. They make me want to order a Big Mac. So please don’t, ’cause I’m on a diet and a Big Mac is too many ‘points’.) Anyway, I also greatly enjoy seafood, especially lobster, or “Cockroach of the Sea”, as my wife calls it. But could I murder “Snappy” if it came down to it? I don’t know, but, since I am a techno-geek, I would never use something like a knife (despite the chance to do the ‘Far, far, better thing’ speech), when I could use the CrustaStun! First, it’s a truly horrible pun (the best kind!). Second, I can do any of a dozen great prison movies, including mournfully playing the harmonica and waiting for a last minute pardon from the governor, which will never come, because I’ll be getting hungry and my wife will be saying “Get on with it, already!”
Make A Comment: ( 1 so far )
One Response to “Dead Lobster Walking….Crawling…Something…”
Kephirra
July 15th, 2008
Yep, that or some reference to a certain crustacean whose friend has the suggestive name, “Fry.”