Insert Some Nose Related Pun Here
You know, like “That’s SNOT funny!” or “Nobody NOSE about this!” or some other lame, obvious, gag. I prefer to let the facts speak for themselves. Here is advice:If you type “Strange Kitchen Gear” into Google, you will find, in the words of Howard Carter, “wonderful things”. OK, he was talking about giant gold boats and what-not, but surely even those who built they pyramids could not imagine any treasure as wondrous as this — an egg separator which drips egg white out of its nose. The “Peter Petrie Egg Separator” is the perfect gift for…uhm…well, I’m sure you know someone for whom it is the perfect gift. Assuming they can take a yolk. (Sorry, it turns out I couldn’t resist after all…)
