Tally Ho!
OK, sometimes I look for weird things on the net just to momentarily bolster my ego by mocking that which I do not understand (the heart and soul of the Internet, once you get past the pr0n), but every so often, there is weirdness that touches my geek soul. The swashbuckler BBQ fork is one such. This little item seems perfect for ‘theme’ parties, especially on Talk Like A Pirate Day. It can also lead to hilarious (by which I mean, ’someone gets hurt’) stunts which can guarantee you a warhol or two on YouTube, if you’re filming when a spouse/sibling/child attempts to do an Errol Flynn impression and accidently flings searing hot sausage — or a pointy fork — at grandma/the mother in law/Fluffy. Please note that’s a warning, not a recommendation. (The lawyers made me say that.)


